HornRimmer – Satire for the Coastal Elite.

Shitty Dudes to Date So You Won’t Be the Worse One in the Relationship

by Horn Rimmer October 16, 2021

French Guy Pretty “Eh” About Being Murdered

by Horn Rimmer October 16, 2021October 18, 2021

Dumbest Person from High School Now GameStop Billionaire

by Horn Rimmer February 1, 2021March 4, 2021

Biden: If You Close Your Eyes, You Can Still Smell Barack and Michelle in the Mattress

by Horn Rimmer January 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Conservative Cousin Oddly Quiet This Week

by Horn Rimmer January 18, 2021January 18, 2021

Michael Barbaro Buries the Lede

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Gritty Nominated as Secretary of State

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French Guy Pretty “Eh” About Being Murdered

Help I Can’t Stop Falling in Love With Every Alt Girl Who Rings Me Up at Trader Joe’s